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Joke of the Day
"Octopus! how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? ten tickles!!"
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"When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to microwave a fish and he'll lose the respect of all his co-workers."
"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."
"Me: Can u send me those documents? Coworker: Yes, but u can actually get them by-- Me: Nope, don't try teaching me to fish. Not interested."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then"
"The Dallas gunman was a bit late. I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago."
"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"
"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"
"1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?"