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Joke of the Day
"Octopus! how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? ten tickles!!"
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"What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?? Quarter pounder with cheese"
"What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find."
"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."
"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."
"Home buying tips: -Up & coming area = Murders -Good for young professional = Cheap bc of murders -Open layout = See murders from the kitchen"
"What goes great with noodles? COMPANY!"
"A Hippo claimed that he didn't like serial killers Than he ate a bowl of cereal. He was such a hippo-crit."
"What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers"
"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"