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Joke of the Day
"All the toilets at the police station were stolen! The police have nothing to go on."
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"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"
"What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna."
"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."
"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"
"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."
"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."
"Talking with your girlfriend is just like software installation EULA you just scroll down waiting for it to finish and agree without understanding what it says"