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Joke of the Day

"After ironing my shirt I noticed it was depressed, I still can't believe it hung itself though."

"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."

"ME: [screaming into the void] THE VOID: please untag me from this thread"

"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."

"Yeah, hi, I'd like 500 pizzas over the course of the next 10 years delivered to wherever I am in the world, thanks."

"What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right we do taste like chicken!"

"""Is there a Mrs. Prime?"" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM"

"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a shitzu."

"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."