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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who accidently used super glue instead of lube while having sex? He's now a man trapped in a woman's body.."

"I asked my doctor ""Just how bad is my halitosis?"" ""Pretty fucking bad,"" he replied, hanging up the phone."

"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."

"How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light"

"Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one."

"[me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god"

"My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!"

"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"

"I try to buy American, but I just can't find a good domestic finger trap."

"23 ""Amazing"" Photos That Will Make You Cry Because You're Emotionally Repressed And Have Been Waiting For An Excuse To Cry"