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Joke of the Day
"Would you guys buy Apple's new product for lumberjacks? iWood."
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"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"
"Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants."
"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"
"I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can't even afford A washer or a dryer"
"What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"
"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"
"I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty's day to... ...Barack O'Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter."
"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"
"Today is definitely a good day to be kissed but I'm going to sit inside and look at my phone because sometimes that feels like kissing too"