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Joke of the Day
"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."
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"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."
"Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early? Because ""Ay papi!"""
"do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures."
"The other day I ran into my Ex So I backed up and ran into her again."
"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tits a lot."
"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""
"Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife? I beat both of them for fun."
"Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me."