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Joke of the Day
"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."
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"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"
"What is the best part about having Alzheimer's Making new friends every day"
"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."
"A Russian went for an eye check up. The doctor showed him some letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY ""Can you read this?"" The Russian responds, ""Read? I even know this guy. He's my cousin."""
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"What's the maximum velocity while having sex? 68, cause at 69 you flip over"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."
"You're suppose to wear clean underwear in case you're ever in an accident. I wear a new pair of shoes every day in case a house lands on me."