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Joke of the Day

"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"

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"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"
"What do gay horses eat? dick."
"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."
"My girlfriend said I should work on my foreplay. But now I'm at the range she won't stop phoning me."
"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down someone's throat."
"It seems many women are turned off by Donald Trump... Maybe it's because he rubs them the wrong way..."
"Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage."
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."