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Joke of the Day

"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"

"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."

"Remember the undies with the days of the week on them, Monday, Tuesday....? In Romania we had something similar, our girls on their undies had January, February...."

"Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat"

"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"

"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."

"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."

"What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird."

"Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry."