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Joke of the Day
"I just put my D in a subwoofer and wubbed one out"
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"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"
"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."
"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"
"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"
"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."
"What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray?? A seasoned veteran"
"what do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.."
"What's a drug lord woman called? A drug lady? A heroin heroine?!"
"I saw a post about Trump supporters... And I wondered why someone would need a supporter when they have such tiny fingers."