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Joke of the Day

"What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"

"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. Convincing her she's a robot is called bladerunning... It's a Phillip K. Dick move."

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"(climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is- [nobody is at my funeral]"

"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"