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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
Next Joke
"Wait, what's that noise? Is there a dying cat outside? Oh...no...it's just a 50 yr old man racing a remote control car down the road."
"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."
"Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur."
"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."
"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"
"Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase ""I always give 110%"", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots."
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"
"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."