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Joke of the Day

"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."

"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""

"I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money."

"I came home to find shit all over my rug. Owning a dog would really help me feel better right about now."

"Chuck Norris is in a class of his own. That doesn't implement Comparable. #hacking"

"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."

"How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime? By getting aboard (a) voat"

"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""

"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."

"Press 1 for English Press 2 For Spanish Press 1 or 2 for Indian"