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Joke of the Day

"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"

"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."

"What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!"

"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."

"Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!"

"What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant? A Freudilent slip."

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."

"If someone dies from laced cocaine, does the coroner write ""devastating blow"" on the death certificate?"

"Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not..."