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Joke of the Day

"Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not..."

"Hey Nikon, just a friendly heads-up here... NOBODY gives one single fuck what camera Ashton Kutcher uses."

"Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon"

"You have the circle if light, but what do you call the circle of death? A noose."

"My girlfriend is a porn star.. she is going to be *so* pissed when she finds out."

"A true American cares about the red, white and blue Cause fuck the blacks"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face."

"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"

"Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions? Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out."

"I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone."