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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my butter In a box, in a fridge."

"HO_SE BOAT I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, Horse Boat"

"If you were in a race with vegetables You would need to get a head of lettuce"

"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."

"Ukraine are currently third in the Paralympics table, reaping the rewards of their investment programme... ...Or as we know it, 'Chernobyl 1986'"

"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."

"Last CsGo update"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? NINE!"

"I had a dark bump on my arm checked out at my ontologist... I tried to get a diagnosis but instead he went on about reality and existence."

"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"