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Joke of the Day

"I went out drinking last Friday and took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."

"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic."

"My ex was just diagnosed as a narcissist Good to see I'm not the only one with low standards."

"I have a friend called 'Tiba' Sometimes I think he's a bit backwards"

"What's the difference between sixty-nining and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you!"

"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."

"What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top? Attire."