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Joke of the Day
"What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death"
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"The best joke you'll never hear"
"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"Drinking game. Make the drunkest person in the room call in a Chinese food order. Every time they have to repeat themselves, take a shot."
"Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew? Chimney Height * Strength of wind"
"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"
"Life is beautiful but I prefer boobs"