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Joke of the Day
"What time is it when. You have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
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"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."
"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."
"what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter"
"What's 12 inches and white? Nothing."
"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."
"I just found a new Batman shampoo... I was so disappointed when I found out they don't make conditioner Gordon."
"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""
"(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate their tits a lot. Edit: I need alot (sic) of spelling practice"
"There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man... Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine."