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Joke of the Day

"What time is it when. You have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane."

"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos"

"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""

"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""

"Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun."

"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."

"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"

"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You're a fucking rapist."