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Joke of the Day

"Give us your best ""...said no one ever"" joke! ""Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?!"" SNOE"

"What is the origin of the word ""Boob""? The ""B"" is the aerial view, the ""oo"" is the front view, the ""b"" is the side view."

"A very short ginger joke The only soul a ginger has is on their feet."

"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Rock stars are always hitting the people they date.... Because they want everything to be a smashing success. After I wrote this, I'm reevaluating my life."

"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."

"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"What do a condom and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit."