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Joke of the Day
"Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks? cuz she couldn't find the door handle"
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"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."
"lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day"
"Poker Face. But I barely know her!"
"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""
"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."
"Why doesn't that NSA informant just come back to USA? Because he's snowed in."
"I hate when people ask me what I'm see myself doing in 5 years... Its not like I have 2020 vision."
"At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured."