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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't that NSA informant just come back to USA? Because he's snowed in."
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"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test? Her *algaebra*."
"Kylo Ren: What was Vader like? Leia: He blew up my planet & killed everyone I loved. Kylo: Leia: Kylo: What was his stance on sideburns?"
"[showing my 4yo a Slinky] me: look, it's walking down the stairs kid: what else can it do me: literally nothing"
"Man walks into taxidermist. Asks a deer ""you want a bite of my sandwich?"" Deer replies ""No thanks I'm STUFFED!"""
"Just remembered this one I made a few years ago How are the Mafia and the Amish similar? They both don't like wires"
"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."
"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"
"So when a cop asks you why you have a handcuff key on your key ring, saying it was his wife's idea will get you a free ride in his cop car"