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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people ask me what I'm see myself doing in 5 years... Its not like I have 2020 vision."
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"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."
"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."
"""I felt a hair in my mouth but I pulled out a strand of colorful scarves. I knew then."" -David Copperfield's unauthorized bio I'm writing"
"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."
"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."
"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""
"So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening .. Christian Bale."
"What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas."
"I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings."