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Joke of the Day
"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."
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"What is a nitrate? It is much cheaper than a day rate."
"What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel."
"whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire"
"What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women? Edgar Allen's......bitches!!!"
"Maybe I carry an axe. You don't know. I could love you to pieces..."
"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
"How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark."
"How does a watch maker tell you he likes you? With a romantic tock."