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Joke of the Day

"To me Bernie Sanders is more like God It is not the guy I have problem with but the fan club freaks me out."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar... The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on... The bartender doesn't pour anything and say ""Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"""

"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."

"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"

"Wife: The zoo called Me: [wearing hat made out of live lemurs] they say what they want?"

"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."

"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."

"Where do black person go to travel cross-country? The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8>)"

"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"

"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."