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Joke of the Day
"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"
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"Please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it."
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"Is the opposite of progress... ...congress?"
"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"
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"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"