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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"
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"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."
"[NSFW]My uncle said I have the body of a seven year old... ...I told him to stay away from my freezer."
"Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."
"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"
"I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them."
"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."
"Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag."
"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""
"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."