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"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"

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"What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair"
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"Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she'll let it go!"
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"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"