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Joke of the Day

"""I love potatoes! They are delicious and so versatile. If only they could get me laid..."" -how vodka was born"

"Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."

"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."

"What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?"

"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."

"I hate it when employees ask to go home sick Diarrhea is a really shitty excuse. And vomiting is always a toss up."

"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"

"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"

"What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador"