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Joke of the Day
"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"
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"What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe."
"After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"
"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"
"I haven't seen Democrats this upset with a Republican since... A Republican took the Democrats' slaves away"
"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."
"Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !"
"Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless."
"What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions? A crime fighter"