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Joke of the Day
"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"
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"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."
"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""
"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard."