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Joke of the Day
"I love Italian jokes. They really help the day go."
Next Joke
"My dad: See, when you said you'd met a ""special someone"" we thought... Me: Go on. My dad: Me: [taking hold of the penguin's flipper] GO ON."
"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"
"What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee."
"Jesus went to Wal-Mart He couldn't believe all the savings."
"Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it."
"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"What do you call a really nice retard? A sweet potato"
"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."
"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."