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Joke of the Day
"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."
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"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Before I rush off to the bathroom to pee, I just wanted to tell you what a good friend you are to me. On a scale from 1 to 10... *urinate*"
"You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe."
"What's the best thing about an Ethiopian? They'll always swallow"
"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""
"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."
"Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, ""Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?"". Cosine responds, ""You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well""."
"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."
"How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't get up that high!"