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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day."

"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"

"What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball? A hypochondriac"

"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."

"What time is it? **BOOM!**"

"What car did the Apostles drive? (Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)"

"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."