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Joke of the Day

"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"

"If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile, Judy Ann Ross from 10th grade algebra is enjoying a chicken salad sandwich right now."

"Tried to catch fog today... I mist."

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though."

"Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?"

"I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support"

"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"

"I shouldn't play with Legos? It says ""Ages 7 & Up"". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class."

"My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband."