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Joke of the Day
"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"
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"Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon? Because he had a membership."
"You know why some people simply don't have a butt? Because they are on a gluten free diet."
"*Mom makes me take out the garbage* *Garbage and I begin to date* *I start taking things too fast* *Garbage dumps me*"
"Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie"
"How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question."
"Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm a dog."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"