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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband."

"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."

"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."

"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."

"Here's the punchline to that riddle joke ... They leave a ring around Connecticut,"

"How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his"

"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."

"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken."

"Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop"

"Why did the French chef kill himself Because he lost the huile d'olive."