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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He got in treble."
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"What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs? The cloths hanger only solves one problem."
"I hear that in Star Wars 8 they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother... His name is Y Solo."
"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."
"Everyone has a special talent, I like to think mine is ruining people's day."
"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned"
"Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill"
"I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me."