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Joke of the Day

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A: A buffaloaf."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel."

"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated? She spits when she talks."

"How can you tell if a person's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"

"Michael Jackson loves the holiday season It starts with Black Friday, and it ends with a White Christmas. I'll show myself out."

"My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."