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Joke of the Day
"How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!"
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"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."
"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."
"I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey."
"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."
"TIFU by crashing my airplane I had forgotten to turn off my cell phone :("
"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"
"I've been reading a book on euthanasia... It's so good I can't put it down."
"Why don't kids like cheesy jokes? ... they're too mature for their taste"
"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"