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Joke of the Day

"Puppies and books Easy to pick one but very difficult put down!"

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"

"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."

"Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France? Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance"

"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."

"Polish remover Hitler. The game Sequence has a wicked sense of humor."

"Honey, the broken condoms are on the couch again. I thought we were calling the kids by their names now dear."

"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."

"What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck? Paddy O'Furniture"