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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock... Who's there? Dim Sum Dim Sum who? [Spoiler](/s ""Dim Sum big titties"")"
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"Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books."
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"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."
"A woman who's PMSing and a terrorist... What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"I have ADHD. Yup, high-definition TV in the years after the birth of Jesus."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"
"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."
"You look cute without glasses. my glasses."
"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"