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"One old song. A thousand old memories."
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"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"
"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"
"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"""
"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"
"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("
"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"
"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."
"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."
"Donald Trump like his women like he likes his Geneva Conventions Mostly ignored, but regularly violated."