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Joke of the Day
"What do anal sex and bungee jumping have in common? If the rubber breaks, you're in the shit."
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"ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend."
"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
"Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa? He got eballa"
"My cow won't give any milk... She is an udder failure."
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."
"Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !"
"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."