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Joke of the Day
"Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa? He got eballa"
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"I had a wooden whistle... And it wooden whistle. So, I got a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle. Finally I got a tin whistle, now I tin whistle."
"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"
"Quitting smoking is really easy... I've done it like 100 times already"
"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."
"Your fancy frankenstein cross-breed vanity dog can't breathe you obnoxious cock"
"You know what the worst part about being tall and funny is? My jokes go right over most people's head."
"Billy wanted to learn how to juggle... ...but he never had the balls to do it"