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Joke of the Day

"[Crate and Barrel job interview] ""So why do you want to work here?"" DONKEY KONG [sweating]: I love interior design"

"What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer. (I wrote this yesterday)."

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaay! ( I didn't hear this joke until college.)"

"What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]"

"Wife: Hi, did you eat? Me: Did you eat? Wife: Are you copying me? Me: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you! Me: Yes, I already ate"

"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."

"If Taylor Lautner bites you, how much time do you have until you turn gay?"

"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale."

"In response to the ""How do you starve a black person"" joke. I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist son-of-a-bitch!"