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Joke of the Day

"I guy stumbled into a bar..... ...**OUCH**"

"I couldn't remember the name of a Skrillex song, so I tried to sing it for my friend, ended up puking and he guessed it."

"The boy and the priest. A touching story."

"Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole."

"Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners."

"When I die I'm going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook"

"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"What do you call a group of undead police officers? Zombie Acopalypse"

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"