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Joke of the Day

"[in church] ""And Jesus, our saviour, died on the cross for your sins."" [vicar points directly at me & entire congregation collectively nods]"

"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."

"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"Teacher to child: 'do you know how to spell banana? Child: 'Yes, but I don't know when to stop'."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines"

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."

"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"

"I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch"

"Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?"