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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me."
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"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."
"the waiter snuck up on me when i was eating my steak and now i'm all embarrassed 'cause i'm not sure how much to tip someone i just stabbed."
"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."
"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."
"Wife and I taking a shower Wife: I want you to do bad things to me. Me: <pours shampoo in her eyes>"
"Cum on guys, gay jokes are not funny."
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."
"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."