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Joke of the Day

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake. He beat me at Mario Kart."

"Why are fire trucks red? You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day."

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I'll see myself out..."

"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."

"I enjoy visiting countries where I don't speak the language because it requires zero effort to tune out everyone around me."

"*walking into Home Depot for 2nd time today* Back again? Forget something? -Um, you remember if I brought a kid in here with me last time?"

"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."

"I just made this one up: What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest? A TOR pedo."

"Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids So he likely suffered a lot more than we think."