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Joke of the Day

"I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit."

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."

"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."

"A Russian goes for an eye check up The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."

"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."

"I tried to kill myself once with Aspirin, but after the first two I felt better."

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."

"Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all ""STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"""

"Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long."

"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."