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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sugary werewolf? a glycan"
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"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."
"I'm busy hiding all of the tissues in my house... So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard"
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing."
"[first date] HER: I really like you ME: I like you too HER: So did you bring protection? ME: *gesturing to my bodyguard* Yeah, this is Tony"
"I am Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
"How do you blindfold an Asian? With Dental Floss"
"Ghost pirate What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend? I love your Boo-ty"
"My girlfriend died yesterday. She's dead. She suffocated, broke her neck and drown all at the same time. I'll never her last words. Do you want a blow job?"