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Joke of the Day
"Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died."
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"What do cigarettes and pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the more flavor you get."
"What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels."
"Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed... He brought the whole plane down."
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination? HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!"
"Why is it better to hire fifty $20 hookers rather than a single $1000 escort? More poorgasms"
"After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives... Owe for two."
"An angry Hillary storms into Satan's office and yells ""You told me I was going to win!"" Satan looks up from the paper and says, ""Well, you told me you had a soul."""
"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"